He Eats

Thomas, why do you like Yoshi so much? "I just do." But why? "'Cause I want to." Why do you like Yoshi? What does he do? "He's just nice. He eats."

I love it that my kids have an instinctual and tender attraction to these little Japanese dinosaurs who eliminate threats to the safety of Italian wage laborers by the power of...eating. I wish things could always be so simple. "This kid bullying you, honey? Don't worry, next time I see him, I'll EAT him."